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Apr. 9th, 2008

  • 7:30 PM
gonna need my shades
I have fooled a mortal into giving me a residence and most certainly did not just let her railroad me with her 'concern' and 'caring' which I, MELKOR, do not require. Or want! She also got me new brushes and paper for my important godly work.

It has spared her punishment in her impertinence of calling me 'Melly'

Minion the first! Theodwyn!

We have pamphlets to distribute!




And because I couldn't think of any possible relevant information to put on the final two pages:





ooc: The scanner does not please me. It reduced the Dwarf sticky into nothingness and took away the folds in the pages. It's a real pamphlet!

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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:46 am (UTC)
You have a home! It's a very nice home, too. *happy bounce*
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:47 am (UTC)
Yes. Perhaps I shall introduce you to my newest minion. You could co-ordinate your worship of me.
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)
You have a new friend, Melly! What is her name? Does she live with you?
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)
You will not refer to me by that pathetic 'nickname' and that is final, minion.

And her name is Eowyn. She hugs me.
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC)
Eowyn! That's pretty. *grins*

I can hug! I'm good at giving hugs! *lays one on her*
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:54 am (UTC)
*flail*

Cease this! You will burn for this once I can find a new minion!
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:56 am (UTC)
*laughs* You're silly, Melly.

What do you want to do now? Shall we play outside?
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:58 am (UTC)
We need to recruit. We will hand these pamphlets out until I once again have an army. It is simple enough for even you to understand, you... human.
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:59 am (UTC)
*looks at the pamphlets!* Ooh, these are pretty! Did you make these yourself? I can help make more!

Army for what?
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:02 am (UTC)
Conquest, my pet. All show bow before me once more.

You really like it? I thought I used too much red.
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:04 am (UTC)
I like it! Next time we should put little hearts next to the one with horns. He's cute!

Why do you want people to bow?
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:06 am (UTC)
That is me. I am NOT 'cute'.

And because... I don't have to explain this to you! Come. Let us away before my other minion comes by to try and feed me more 'healthy treats'
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:08 am (UTC)
We're both cute! People always think little girls are cute! *grins*

Where are we going?
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:10 am (UTC)
To the fountains. We may feast upon skittles while we wait for new recruits.
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:11 am (UTC)
Is it okay to go by ourselves? Noni and Theo keep telling me not to go around by myself.
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:17 am (UTC)
*enters the room* Melly, I just got some new curtains for your bedroom - oh, hello, who's this?
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)
I will be with you and I am a God so that is perfectly acceptable and no minion of mine kowtows to fascism that isn't mine.

*looks up at Eowyn* Hello, minion. This is my other minion Theodwyn. This is Eowyn. She is painting my room pink. You will help me shove bamboo under her nails later.
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:22 am (UTC)
Melly, bamboo? Really. Horsewhips are more effective. Be nice! You won't have many friends if you keep that up.

*peers* You said her name was Theodwyn?
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:22 am (UTC)
*looks up at Eowyn* Hi! Do you want to go to the skittle fountain with us? We're going to hand out pamphlets! *shows the one Melkor gave her*

Don't you like pink?
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:23 am (UTC)
*flaps her hands at Theodwyn* We don't need her! She'll just mess it up!

And I don't NEED friends. I do not want them.
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
You and your little friend are not going out alone, and that's final. You could get lost again.
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:26 am (UTC)
I do like pink, yes! I picked out pink curtains for Melly's bedroom.

*looks at pamphlet*

Melkor, hmm? Melly, who's been telling you about him? Not really a story for little girls. And, yes, if you're going to the skittle fountain, I'll come along. You two shouldn't be wandering about by yourselves.

Now, your name is "Theodywn?"
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:29 am (UTC)
Yay, new friend!

Yes! But everyone calls me Wynnie. Theo and Noni say it's easier for people to remember.
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC)
I excuse myself from this drivel. I have to go get more pamphlets. *goes to find where his shoebox full of them went*
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
*turns even whiter than usual*

...Theo and Noni?
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:44 am (UTC)
Yes! My brother and sister! Two of them, anyway. The other one is still in Rohan... *little sad look*
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
Oh, you must miss her!

Er, I'm from Rohan too. What are your parents' names? Are they here as well?
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
Thengel and Morwen. And no, they're not. I miss them. *pouts*
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
Well. Well.

I need to sit down.
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
*confused look* What's wrong?
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
I just...I think.

I... how old are you?
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:17 am (UTC)
I'm five!
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:20 am (UTC)
Okay. Five. Okay.

*sits on the floor, and puts head between her knees*

Deep breaths, deep breaths...
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
What's the matter?
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
I'm back.

You broke my minion! Theodwyn!
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
I'm... I'm not feeling so well, dear. Wynnie. Theodwyn.

Oh god.

Could you get me a cup of water, please?
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC)
I didn't break her! *frowns and goes to get water, giving it to Eowyn* Why are you not well?
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:27 am (UTC)
Thank you, dear.

*gulps water down, wishes for something stronger*

I think... I think I've just had a long day. What with showing up here suddenly and all. Don't worry. You shouldn't worry about things too much.
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
Well, we'll just leave you to your water. *grabs Theodwyn's arm and hisses* Let's GO.
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
*looks over her shoulder at Eowyn as Melkor pulls her off* feel better!
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[info]the_whitelady wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:33 am (UTC)
I think I just need to lie down for a while.

DO NOT LEAVE THIS HOUSE ON YOUR OWN!

*wanders off to bedroom, sniffling*
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
...fine. We shall make more pamphlets.

Theodwyn, fetch your dark lord some tomato sauce. We're going for extra realism in the blood.
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[info]princesswynnie wrote:
Apr. 10th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
*grabs and drags a chair to the kitchen to search for tomato sauce, finding some and bringing it back to Melkor* Here you go!
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[info]fisher_queen wrote:
Apr. 11th, 2008 03:28 am (UTC)
My Lord, do you accept muns among your minions? I would vow to serve you well always.
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[info]princessmelkor wrote:
Apr. 11th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
Your offer pleases Melkor. Yes.
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